Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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