I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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