Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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