Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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