Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Randomize
