that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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