break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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