16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
What a dumb baby whore.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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