So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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