Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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