Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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