i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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