Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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