And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
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