im drinking this country out of the recession.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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