I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
