She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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