awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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