i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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