So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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