his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I could fuck to npr.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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