my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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