I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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