wanna go halves on a baby?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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