her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
cat food counts as protein by the way
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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