margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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