Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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