I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So many bounce houses so little time
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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