Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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