I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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