I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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