So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Randomize
