dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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