why didn't you poke me back
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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