there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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