I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
