Buhtt sex?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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