Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Your tits are I can't wait for
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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