I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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