Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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