Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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