either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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