Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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