She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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