Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
