i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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