You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Pappa wants mamma naked
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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