the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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