Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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