Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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