All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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