Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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