Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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