It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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