You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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